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Funny Quotes from Power Rankings

by webmaster on Sep.13, 2006, under Dave Blaney, Kyle Busch, Ryan Newman

1. Kevin Harvick: Report: Major university study finds that Stewart got more media attention for not killing anyone Saturday night than Harvick did for winning race

2. Kyle Busch: I was going to put Kyle No. 1, but I declined. I was scared the editors at NASCAR.COM would use a picture of Kyle and no one would click on it.

19. Ryan Newman: His losing streak is only slightly longer than Paul Menard’s sideburns.

20. Dave Blaney: This almost happened last Saturday. Imagine Bill Weber’s prose: “Blaney holds off Kyle Busch at the line! Blaney wins it! Now let’s go down to pit road, where Dave Burns is standing by with 17th-place Dale Earnhardt Jr.!”

23. Robby Gordon: Robby, if you want to throw your helmet at Michael Waltrip this year, you better do it during his qualifying lap.

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